1.

一秒钟与一百万

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."

2.

fish say

What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?

"dam!!!"

鱼说

当鱼游进一个水泥墙里面的时候，鱼会说什么?

"水坝!!!"

3.

Why did it make you late

Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black,

"Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."

"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.

"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time," replied Mike.

　　那什么会使你迟到呢

迈克上学迟到了。他对老师布莱克先生说："对不起，我迟到了，老师。我梦见了一场足球赛。"

老师问："那什么会使你迟到呢？"

迈克回答说："因为两个队不分胜负，因此持续了很长时间。"

4.

Excuse for Speeding

Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car

pulled them over.

'Why on earth were you driving so fast?' the policeman yelled. '

Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!'

超速的理由

哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。

"你们为什么开那么快？"警官喊道。

"我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。"
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