1.

An American stepped into a gun shop,"Give me the most powerful pistol."

"How many bullets do you need?"

The American walked to a telephone booth,"Hello. Is that the bank? How many people do you have,Please?"

一个美国人走进枪支商店:"给我拿一支威力最大的手枪."

"您需要多少发子弹?"

那个美国人走到公用电话间旁打电话:"喂,银行吗?请问你们有多少人?"

2.

Boy:Honey,my love of you is beyond expression.

Girl:Then you can use money to express it.

小伙子:亲爱的,我对你的爱,简直无法用语言来表达.

姑娘:那你就用金钱来表达吧!

3.

One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"

Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"

一天,夏娃问亚当:"你当真爱我吗?"

亚当无可奈何地回答:"我还有的选择吗?"

4.

"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."

"Yours?Can you prove it?"

"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."

"请原谅,你占了我的位置."

"你的位置?你能证明这点吗?"

"能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."
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