1.

How do I get the gum out?

　　Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?" 　　　

　　当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候，她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止耳鸣。飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前，说道："我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢？"

2.

The Absent-minded Professor

The absent-minded professor shouted: "Kate, come to the blackboard!"

Another student says, "Kate is absent, Professor."

"Silent! Let Kate speak for herself." 　　　　　

粗心的教授大声地喊道："凯特，到黑板前面来！"

另外一个学生说："教授，凯特没来。"

"别说话，让凯特自己讲。"

3.

All Except the Music

A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"

"Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."

除了音乐

一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐，就安排了一天下午去听音乐会。为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象，她请大家喝柠檬汽水、吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回来上汽车的时候，她问小萨莉："你今天玩得好吗？"

"噢，好极了，小姐，" 萨莉说，"除了音乐其它都很好。"

4.

Boxing and Running

Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I'm teaching my boy to fight."

Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who's also been taught how to box."

Dan: "I'm teaching him how to run, too."

拳击和赛跑

丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。他告诉他的朋友："这是一个粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。"

朋友："如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大，健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办？"

丹："我也会教他怎么样赛跑呢。"

年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐，就安排了一天下午去听音乐会。为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象，她请大家喝柠檬汽水、吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回来上汽车的时候，她问小萨莉："你今天玩得好吗？"
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