1.

Hen's Legs

Son: Why are hen's legs so short?

Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their

eggs into pieces when laying?

母鸡的腿

儿子：为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢？

父亲：你真笨。如果母鸡的腿太长，它们下蛋的时候，鸡蛋岂不都摔碎了？

2.

Clever Thieves

Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?

Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?

聪明的小偷

警察：你估计小偷是什么时候进入你家的？

失主：我的手表都被偷走了，我怎么知道是什么时候？

3.

Birthday

Professor: When is your birthday?

Kid: May 30.

Professor: Which year?

Kid: Every year.

生日

教授：你的生日是什么时候？

孩子：5月30日。

教授：哪一年？

孩子：每年都是。

4.

Mushroom and Toadstool

Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?

Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

蘑菇与毒蕈

年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢？

年长的童子军：上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇。
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