1.

AN ENERGETIC WIFE

Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?

Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.

Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?

Husband: I... I happened to be inside the coat.

精力旺盛的妻子

邻居：昨天夜里我听见你家屋前有很大的声音，你们出了什么事吗？

丈夫：没什么。我的妻子有点不高兴，把我的大衣给扔到窗外去了。

邻居：你的大衣？扔掉大衣怎么会有那么大的声音？

丈夫：我......我恰好也在大衣里面。

2.

GOOD ADVICE

The portly sales manager was getting ready to leave his doctor's office after a routine examination. "Here," said the doctor, "follow this diet, and I want to see three-fourths of you back here for a check-up in three months."

忠告

臃肿的销售经理做过常规体检后，正要离开大夫的诊室。"听着，"大夫说，"遵守这个食谱，我希望3个月后再来这儿体检时能见到四分之三的你。"

3.

THREE PEOPLE

A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man." "How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buried in one grave."

三个人

有一个人参观墓地时见到一块墓碑上写着："在这里安息的是约翰凯利，一个律师，一个诚实的人。""这是怎么回事！"他叫了起来。"他们在一个坟墓了埋了三个人。"

4.

TWO HEARTS BEATING

Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?

Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.

Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.

两颗心脏在跳动

护士：手术后你感觉怎样？

病人：十分好，只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。

护士：怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。
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