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good Andrew Carnegie has made his profession of faith in the matter.

Carnegie the dauntless has uttered his call



To battle: "The brokers are parasites all!"

Carnegie, Carnegie, you'll never prevail;



Keep the wind of your slogan to belly your sail,

Go back to your isle of perpetual brume,



Silence your pibroch, doff tartan and plume:

Ben Lomond is calling his son from the fray --



Fly, fly from the region of Wall Street away!

While still you're possessed of a single baubee



(I wish it were pledged to endowment of me)

'Twere wise to retreat from the wars of finance



Lest its value decline ere your credit advance.

For a man 'twixt a king of finance and the sea,



Carnegie, Carnegie, your tongue is too free!

Anonymus Bink



WAR, n. A by-product of the arts of peace. The most menacing

political condition is a period of international amity. The student



of history who has not been taught to expect the unexpected may justly

boast himself accessible" target="_blank" title="a.达不到的,难接近的">inaccessible to the light. "In time of peace prepare



for war" has a deeper meaning than is commonly discerned; it means,

not merely that all things earthly have an end -- that change is the



one immutable and eternal law -- but that the soil of peace is thickly

sown with the seeds of war and singularly suited to their germination



and growth. It was when Kubla Khan had decreed his "stately pleasure

dome" -- when, that is to say, there were peace and fat feasting in



Xanadu -- that he

heard from afar



Ancestral voices prophesying war.

One of the greatest of poets, Coleridge was one of the wisest of



men, and it was not for nothing that he read us this parable. Let us

have a little less of "hands across the sea," and a little more of



that elemental distrust that is the security of nations. War loves to

come like a thief in the night; professions of eternal amity provide



the night.

WASHINGTONIAN, n. A Potomac tribesman who exchanged the privilege of



governing himself for the advantage of good government. In justice to

him it should be said that he did not want to.



They took away his vote and gave instead

The right, when he had earned, to _eat_ his bread.



In vain -- he clamors for his "boss," pour soul,

To come again and part him from his roll.



Offenbach Stutz

WEAKNESSES, n.pl. Certain primal powers of Tyrant Woman wherewith she



holds dominion over the male of her species, binding him to the

service of her will and paralyzing his rebellious energies.



WEATHER, n. The climate of the hour. A permanent topic of

conversation among persons whom it does not interest, but who have



inherited the tendency to chatter about it from naked arboreal

ancestors whom it keenlyconcerned. The setting up official weather



bureaus and their maintenance in mendacity prove that even governments

are accessible to suasion by the rude forefathers of the jungle.



Once I dipt into the future far as human eye could see,

And I saw the Chief Forecaster, dead as any one can be --



Dead and damned and shut in Hades as a liar from his birth,

With a record of unreason seldom paralleled on earth.



While I looked he reared him solemnly, that incadescent youth,

From the coals that he'd preferred to the advantages of truth.



He cast his eyes about him and above him; then he wrote

On a slab of thin asbestos what I venture here to quote --



For I read it in the rose-light of the everlasting glow:

"Cloudy; variable winds, with local showers; cooler; snow."



Halcyon Jones

WEDDING, n. A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one,



one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become

supportable.



WEREWOLF, n. A wolf that was once, or is sometimes, a man. All




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