when I
unexpectedly met with three old MSS., for which, in a
particular manner, I return my thanks, beseeching Thee to
continue the same
protection to me, a poor,
helpless sinner,''
etc.
Another prayer of Hearne's, illustrative of his faith in
dependence upon Divine
counsel, was made at the time Hearne was
importuned by Dr. Bray, commissary to my Lord Bishop of London,
``to go to Mary- Land'' in the
character of a
missionary. ``O
Lord God, Heavenly Father, look down upon me with pity,'' cries
this pious soul, ``and be pleased to be my guide, now I am
importuned to leave the place where I have been educated in the
university. And of Thy great
goodness I
humbly desire Thee to
signify to me what is most proper for me to do in this affair.''
Another famous man who made a practice of
reading books as he
walked the highways was Dr. Johnson, and it is recorded that he
presented a curious
spectacle indeed, for his shortsightedness
compelled him to hold the
volume close to his nose, and he
shuffled along, rather than walked, stepping high over shadows
and stumbling over sticks and stones.
But, perhaps, the most interesting story illustrative of the
practice of carrying one's
reading around with one is that which
is told of Professor Porson, the Greek
scholar. This human
monument of
learning happened to be travelling in the same coach
with a coxcomb who sought to air his pretended
learning by
quotations from the ancients. At last old Porson asked:
``Pri'thee, sir,
whence comes that quotation?''
``From Sophocles,''quoth the vain fellow.
``Be so kind as to find it for me?'' asked Porson, producing a
copy of Sophocles from his pocket.
Then the coxcomb, not at all abashed, said that he meant not
Sophocles, but Euripides. Whereupon Porson drew from another
pocket a copy of Euripides and challenged the upstart to find the
quotation in question. Full of
confusion, the fellow
thrust his
head out of the window of the coach and cried to the driver:
``In heaven's name, put me down at once; for there is an old
gentleman in here that hath the Bodleian Library in his pocket!''
Porson himself was a
veritable slave to the habit of
reading in
bed. He would lie down with his books piled around him, then
light his pipe and start in upon some favorite
volume. A jug of
liquor was
invariably at hand, for Porson was a famous drinker.
It is
related that on one occasion he fell into a boosy slumber,
his pipe dropped out of his mouth and set fire to the bed-
clothes. But for the
arrival of
succor the tipsy
scholar would
surely have been cremated.
Another very slovenly fellow was De Quincey, and he was
devotedto
reading in bed. But De Quincey was a very vandal when it came
to the care and use of books. He never returned
volumes he
borrowed, and he never hesitated to mutilate a rare book in order
to save himself the labor and trouble of
writing out a quotation.
But perhaps the person who did most to bring
reading in bed into
evil
repute was Mrs. Charles Elstob, ward and sister of the Canon
of Canterbury (circa 1700). In his ``Dissertation on
Letter-Founders,'' Rowe Mores describes this woman as the
``indefessa comes'' of her brother's studies, a
female student in
Oxford. She was, says Mores, a northern lady of an ancient
family and a
genteel fortune, ``but she pursued too much the drug
called
learning, and in that
pursuit failed of being careful of
any one thing necessary. In her latter years she was tutoress in
the family of the Duke of Portland, where we visited her in her
sleeping-room at Bulstrode, surrounded with books and dirtiness,
the usual appendages of folk of
learning!''
There is another word which Cicero uses --for I have still
somewhat more to say of that passage from the
oration ``pro
Archia poeta''--the word ``rusticantur,'' which indicates that
civilization twenty centuries ago made a practice of
taking books
out into the country for summer
reading. ``These literary
pursuits rusticate with us,'' says Cicero, and thus he presents
to us a pen- picture of the Roman
patrician stretched upon the
cool grass under the trees, perusing the latest popular
romance,
while, forsooth, in yonder
hammock his
dignifiedspouse swings
slowly to and fro, conning the pages and the colored plates of
the current fashion
journal. Surely in the telltale word
``rusticantur'' you and I and the rest of human nature find a
worthy
precedent and much
encouragement for our practice of
loading up with plenty of good
reading before we start for the
scene of our
annual summering.
As for myself, I never go away from home that I do not take a
trunkful of books with me, for experience has taught me that
there is no
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companionship better than that of these friends, who,
however much all things else may vary, always give the same
response to my demand upon their
solace and their cheer. My
sister, Miss Susan, has often inveighed against this practice of
mine, and it was only
yesterday that she informed me that I was
the most exasperating man in the world.
However, as Miss Susan's experience with men during the
sixty-seven hot summers and sixty-eight hard winters of her life
has been somewhat
limited, I think I should bear her criticism
without a murmur. Miss Susan is really one of the kindest
creatures in all the world. It is her
misfortune that she has
had all her life an
insanepassion for collecting crockery, old
pewter, old brass, old glass, old furniture and other trumpery of
that
character; a
passion with which I have little
sympathy. I
do not know that Miss Susan is prouder of her
collection of all
this folderol than she is of the fact that she is a spinster.
This latter
peculiarity asserts itself upon every occasion
possible. I recall an
unpleasant scene in the omnibus last
winter, when the obsequious
conductor,
takingadvantage of my
sister's white hair and furrowed cheeks, addressed that estimable
lady as ``Madam.'' I'd have you know that my sister gave the
fellow to understand very
shortly and in very
vigorous English
(emphasized with her blue silk umbrella) that she was Miss Susan,
and that she did not intend to be Madamed by anybody, under any
condition.
IV
THE MANIA OF COLLECTING SEIZES ME
Captivity Waite never approved of my
fondness for fairy
literature. She shared the
enthusiasm which I expressed whenever
``Robinson Crusoe'' was mentioned; there was just enough
seriousness in De Foe's
romance, just enough piety to
appeal for
sympathy to one of Captivity Waite's religious turn of mind.
When it came to
fiction involving witches, ogres, and flubdubs,
that was too much for Captivity, and the spirit of the little
Puritan revolted.
Yet I have the documentary evidence to prove that Captivity's
ancestors (both
paternal and maternal) were, in the palmy
colonial times, as
abject slaves to
superstition as could well be
imagined. The Waites of Salem were famous persecutors of
witches, and Sinai Higginbotham (Captivity's great-great-
grandfather on her mother's side of the family) was Cotton
Mather's boon
companion, and rode around the
gallows with that
zealous theologian on that
memorable occasion when five young
women were hanged at Danvers upon the
charge of having tormented
little children with their damnable arts of
witchcraft. Human
thought is like a
monstrouspendulum: it keeps swinging from one
extreme to the other. Within the
compass of five generations we
find the Puritan first an uncompromising
believer in demonology
and magic, and then a scoffer at everything involving the play of
fancy.
I felt
harshly toward Captivity Waite for a time, but I harbor
her no ill-will now; on the
contrary, I recall with very tender
feelings the distant time when our sympathies were the same and
when we journeyed the
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companionshipsanctified by the
innocence and the
loyalty and the truth of
childhood. Indeed, I am not sure that that early friendship did
not make a
lastingimpression upon my life; I have thought of
Captivity Waite a great many times, and I have not unfrequently
wondered what might have been but for that book of fairy tales
which my Uncle Cephas sent me.
She was a very pretty child, and she lost none of her comeliness