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into his hand; "why, you'll have enough to last you a lifetime; and as
for exercise! why, you'll get more exercise, sitting down on that ship,

than you would turning somersaults on dry land."
He himself - my brother-in-law - came back by train. He said the North-

Western Railway was healthy enough for him.
Another fellow I knew went for a week's voyage round the coast, and,

before they started, the steward came to him to ask whether he would pay
for each meal as he had it, or arrange beforehand for the whole series.

The steward recommended the latter course, as it would come so much
cheaper. He said they would do him for the whole week at two pounds

five. He said for breakfast there would be fish, followed by a grill.
Lunch was at one, and consisted of four courses. Dinner at six - soup,

fish, entree, joint, poultry, salad, sweets, cheese, and dessert. And a
light meat supper at ten.

My friend thought he would close on the two-pound-five job (he is a
hearty eater), and did so.

Lunch came just as they were off Sheerness. He didn't feel so hungry as
he thought he should, and so contented himself with a bit of boiled beef,

and some strawberries and cream. He pondered a good deal during the
afternoon, and at one time it seemed to him that he had been eating

nothing but boiled beef for weeks, and at other times it seemed that he
must have been living on strawberries and cream for years.

Neither the beef nor the strawberries and cream seemed happy, either -
seemed discontented like.

At six, they came and told him dinner was ready. The announcement
aroused no enthusiasm within him, but he felt that there was some of that

two-pound-five to be worked off, and he held on to ropes and things and
went down. A pleasant odour of onions and hot ham, mingled with fried

fish and greens, greeted him at the bottom of the ladder; and then the
steward came up with an oily smile, and said:

"What can I get you, sir?"
"Get me out of this," was the feeble reply.

And they ran him up quick, and propped him up, over to leeward, and left
him.

For the next four days he lived a simple and blameless life on thin
captain's biscuits (I mean that the biscuits were thin, not the captain)

and soda-water; but, towards Saturday, he got uppish, and went in for
weak tea and dry toast, and on Monday he was gorging himself on chicken

broth. He left the ship on Tuesday, and as it steamed away from the
landing-stage he gazed after it regretfully.

"There she goes," he said, "there she goes, with two pounds' worth of
food on board that belongs to me, and that I haven't had."

He said that if they had given him another day he thought he could have
put it straight.

So I set my face against the sea trip. Not, as I explained, upon my own
account. I was never queer. But I was afraid for George. George said

he should be all right, and would rather like it, but he would advise
Harris and me not to think of it, as he felt sure we should both be ill.

Harris said that, to himself, it was always a mystery how people managed
to get sick at sea - said he thought people must do it on purpose, from

affectation - said he had often wished to be, but had never been able.
Then he told us anecdotes of how he had gone across the Channel when it

was so rough that the passengers had to be tied into their berths, and he
and the captain were the only two living souls on board who were not ill.

Sometimes it was he and the second mate who were not ill; but it was
generally he and one other man. If not he and another man, then it was

he by himself.
It is a curious fact, but nobody ever is sea-sick - on land. At sea, you

come across plenty of people very bad indeed, whole boat-loads of them;
but I never met a man yet, on land, who had ever known at all what it was

to be sea-sick. Where the thousands upon thousands of bad sailors that
swarm in every ship hide themselves when they are on land is a mystery.

If most men were like a fellow I saw on the Yarmouth boat one day, I
could account for the seeming enigma easily enough. It was just off

Southend Pier, I recollect, and he was leaning out through one of the
port-holes in a very dangerous position. I went up to him to try and

save him.
"Hi! come further in," I said, shaking him by the shoulder. "You'll be

overboard."
"Oh my! I wish I was," was the only answer I could get; and there I had

to leave him.
Three weeks afterwards, I met him in the coffee-room of a Bath hotel,

talking about his voyages, and explaining, with enthusiasm, how he loved
the sea.

"Good sailor!" he replied in answer to a mild young man's envious query;
"well, I did feel a little queer ONCE, I confess. It was off Cape Horn.

The vessel was wrecked the next morning."
I said:

"Weren't you a little shaky by Southend Pier one day, and wanted to be
thrown overboard?"

"Southend Pier!" he replied, with a puzzled expression.
"Yes; going down to Yarmouth, last Friday three weeks."

"Oh, ah - yes," he answered, brightening up; "I remember now. I did have
a headache that afternoon. It was the pickles, you know. They were the

most disgraceful pickles I ever tasted in a respectable boat. Did you
have any?"

For myself, I have discovered an excellent preventive against sea-
sickness, in balancing myself. You stand in the centre of the deck, and,

as the ship heaves and pitches, you move your body about, so as to keep
it always straight. When the front of the ship rises, you lean forward,

till the deck almost touches your nose; and when its back end gets up,
you lean backwards. This is all very well for an hour or two; but you

can't balance yourself for a week.
George said:

"Let's go up the river."
He said we should have fresh air, exercise and quiet; the constant change

of scene would occupy our minds (including what there was of Harris's);
and the hard work would give us a good appetite, and make us sleep well.

Harris said he didn't think George ought to do anything that would have a
tendency to make him sleepier than he always was, as it might be

dangerous.
He said he didn't very well understand how George was going to sleep any

more than he did now, seeing that there were only twenty-four hours in
each day, summer and winter alike; but thought that if he DID sleep any

more, he might just as well be dead, and so save his board and lodging.
Harris said, however, that the river would suit him to a "T." I don't

know what a "T" is (except a sixpenny one, which includes bread-and-
butter and cake AD LIB., and is cheap at the price, if you haven't had

any dinner). It seems to suit everybody, however, which is greatly to
its credit.

It suited me to a "T" too, and Harris and I both said it was a good idea
of George's; and we said it in a tone that seemed to somehow imply that

we were surprised that George should have come out so sensible.
The only one who was not struck with the suggestion was Montmorency. He

never did care for the river, did Montmorency.
"It's all very well for you fellows," he says; "you like it, but I don't.

There's nothing for me to do. Scenery is not in my line, and I don't
smoke. If I see a rat, you won't stop; and if I go to sleep, you get

fooling about with the boat, and slop me overboard. If you ask me, I
call the whole thing bally foolishness."

We were three to one, however, and the motion was carried.
CHAPTER II.

PLANS DISCUSSED. - PLEASURES OF "CAMPING-OUT," ON FINE NIGHTS. - DITTO,
WET NIGHTS. - COMPROMISE DECIDED ON. - MONTMORENCY, FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF.

- FEARS LEST HE IS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD, FEARS SUBSEQUENTLY DISMISSED
AS GROUNDLESS. - MEETING ADJOURNS.

WE pulled out the maps, and discussed plans.
We arranged to start on the following Saturday from Kingston. Harris and

I would go down in the morning, and take the boat up to Chertsey, and
George, who would not be able to get away from the City till the

afternoon (George goes to sleep at a bank from ten to four each day,
except Saturdays, when they wake him up and put him outside at two),

would meet us there.
Should we "camp out" or sleep at inns?

George and I were for camping out. We said it would be so wild and free,
so patriarchal like.

Slowly the golden memory of the dead sun fades from the hearts of the
cold, sad clouds. Silent, like sorrowing children, the birds have ceased

their song, and only the moorhen's plaintive cry and the harsh croak of
the corncrake stirs the awed hush around the couch of waters, where the

dying day breathes out her last.
From the dim woods on either bank, Night's ghostly army, the grey

shadows, creep out with noiseless tread to chase away the lingering rear-
guard of the light, and pass, with noiseless, unseen feet, above the

waving river-grass, and through the sighing rushes; and Night, upon her
sombre throne, folds her black wings above the darkening world, and, from

her phantom palace, lit by the pale stars, reigns in stillness.
Then we run our little boat into some quiet nook, and the tent is

pitched, and the frugal supper cooked and eaten. Then the big pipes are
filled and lighted, and the pleasant chat goes round in musical

undertone; while, in the pauses of our talk, the river, playing round the
boat, prattles strange old tales and secrets, sings low the old child's

song that it has sung so many thousand years - will sing so many thousand
years to come, before its voice grows harsh and old - a song that we, who

have learnt to love its changing face, who have so often nestled on its
yielding bosom, think, somehow, we understand, though we could not tell

you in mere words the story that we listen to.
And we sit there, by its margin, while the moon, who loves it too, stoops

down to kiss it with a sister's kiss, and throws her silver arms around
it clingingly; and we watch it as it flows, ever singing, ever

whispering, out to meet its king, the sea - till our voices die away in
silence, and the pipes go out - till we, common-place, everyday young men

enough, feel strangely full of thoughts, half sad, half sweet, and do not
care or want to speak - till we laugh, and, rising, knock the ashes from

our burnt-out pipes, and say "Good-night," and, lulled by the lapping
water and the rustling trees, we fall asleep beneath the great, still

stars, and dream that the world is young again - young and sweet as she
used to be ere the centuries of fret and care had furrowed her fair face,

ere her children's sins and follies had made old her loving heart - sweet
as she was in those bygone days when, a new-made mother, she nursed us,

her children, upon her own deep breast - ere the wiles of painted
civilization had lured us away from her fond arms, and the poisoned

sneers of artificiality had made us ashamed of the simple life we led
with her, and the simple, stately home where mankind was born so many

thousands years ago.
Harris said:

"How about when it rained?"
You can never rouse Harris. There is no poetry about Harris - no wild

yearning for the unattainable. Harris never "weeps, he knows not why."
If Harris's eyes fill with tears, you can bet it is because Harris has

been eating raw onions, or has put too much Worcester over his chop.
If you were to stand at night by the sea-shore with Harris, and say:

"Hark! do you not hear? Is it but the mermaids singing deep below the
waving waters; or sad spirits, chanting dirges for white corpses, held by

seaweed?" Harris would take you by the arm, and say:
"I know what it is, old man; you've got a chill. Now, you come along

with me. I know a place round the corner here, where you can get a drop
of the finest Scotch whisky you ever tasted - put you right in less than

no time."
Harris always does know a place round the corner where you can get

something brilliant in the drinking line. I believe that if you met
Harris up in Paradise (supposing such a thing likely), he would

immediately greet you with:
"So glad you've come, old fellow; I've found a nice place round the

corner here, where you can get some really first-class nectar."
In the present instance, however, as regarded the camping out, his

practical view of the matter came as a very timely hint. Camping out in
rainy weather is not pleasant.

It is evening. You are wet through, and there is a good two inches of
water in the boat, and all the things are damp. You find a place on the

banks that is not quite so puddly as other places you have seen, and you


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