At the appointed hour, Mr. Pickwick and his friends, escorted
by Dowler, repaired to the Assembly Rooms, and wrote their
names down in the book―an instance of condescension at which
Angelo Bantam was even more overpowered than before. Tickets
of admission to that evening's assembly were to have been
prepared for the whole party, but as they were not ready, Mr.
Pickwick
undertook, despite all the protestations to the contrary of
Angelo Bantam, to send Sam for them at four o'clock in the
afternoon, to the M.C.'s house in Queen Square. Having taken a
short walk through the city, and arrived at the
unanimousconclusion that Park Street was very much like the
perpendicularstreets a man sees in a dream, which he cannot get up for the life
of him, they returned to the White Hart, and despatched Sam on
the errand to which his master had pledged him.
Sam Weller put on his hat in a very easy and graceful manner,
and, thrusting his hands in his
waistcoat pockets, walked with
great
deliberation to Queen Square, whistling as he went along,
several of the most popular airs of the day, as arranged with
entirely new movements for that noble instrument the organ,
either mouth or barrel. Arriving at the number in Queen Square to
which he had been directed, he left off whistling and gave a
cheerful knock, which was instantaneously answered by a
powdered-headed
footman in
gorgeouslivery, and of symmetrical
stature.
'Is this here Mr. Bantam's, old feller?' inquired Sam Weller,
nothing abashed by the blaze of splendour which burst upon his
sight in the person of the powdered-headed
footman with the
gorgeouslivery.
'Why, young man?' was the
haughty inquiry of the powdered-
headed
footman.
''Cos if it is, jist you step in to him with that 'ere card, and say
Mr. Veller's a-waitin', will you?' said Sam. And
saying it, he very
coolly walked into the hall, and sat down.
The powdered-headed
footman slammed the door very hard,
and scowled very grandly; but both the slam and the scowl were
lost upon Sam, who was
regarding a
mahogany umbrella-stand
with every
outward token of
criticalapproval.
Apparently his master's
reception of the card had impressed
the powdered-headed
footman in Sam's favour, for when he came
back from delivering it, he smiled in a friendly manner, and said
that the answer would be ready directly.
'Wery good,' said Sam. 'Tell the old gen'l'm'n not to put himself
in a perspiration. No hurry, six-foot. I've had my dinner.'
'You dine early, sir,' said the powdered-headed
footman.
'I find I gets on better at supper when I does,' replied Sam.
'Have you been long in Bath, sir?' inquired the powdered-
headed
footman. 'I have not had the pleasure of
hearing of you
before.'
'I haven't created any wery surprisin' sensation here, as yet,'
rejoined Sam, 'for me and the other fash'nables only come last
night.'
'Nice place, sir,' said the powdered-headed
footman.
'Seems so,' observed Sam.
'Pleasant society, sir,' remarked the powdered-headed
footman.
'Very agreeable servants, sir.'
'I should think they wos,' replied Sam. 'Affable, un
affected, say-
nothin'-to-nobody sorts o' fellers.'
'Oh, very much so, indeed, sir,' said the powdered-headed
footman,
taking Sam's remarks as a high
compliment. 'Very much
so indeed. Do you do anything in this way, sir?' inquired the tall
footman, producing a small snuff-box with a fox's head on the top
of it.
'Not without sneezing,' replied Sam.
'Why, it is difficult, sir, I confess,' said the tall
footman. 'It may
be done by degrees, sir. Coffee is the best practice. I carried coffee,
sir, for a long time. It looks very like rappee, sir.'
Here, a sharp peal at the bell reduced the powdered-headed
footman to the ignominious necessity of putting the fox's head in
his pocket, and hastening with a humble countenance to Mr.
Bantam's 'study.' By the bye, who ever knew a man who never
read or wrote either, who hadn't got some small back parlour
which he would call a study!
'There is the answer, sir,' said the powdered-headed
footman.
'I'm afraid you'll find it inconveniently large.'
'Don't mention it,' said Sam,
taking a letter with a small
enclosure. 'It's just possible as exhausted natur' may manage to
surwive it.'
'I hope we shall meet again, sir,' said the powdered-headed
footman, rubbing his hands, and following Sam out to the door-
step.
'You are wery obligin', sir,' replied Sam. 'Now, don't allow
yourself to be fatigued beyond your powers; there's a
amiablebein'. Consider what you owe to society, and don't let yourself be
injured by too much work. For the sake o' your feller-creeturs,
keep yourself as quiet as you can; only think what a loss you would
be!' With these
pathetic words, Sam Weller
departed.
'A very
singular young man that,' said the powdered-headed
footman, looking after Mr. Weller, with a countenance which
clearly showed he could make nothing of him.
Sam said nothing at all. He winked, shook his head, smiled,
winked again; and, with an expression of countenance which
seemed to
denote that he was greatly amused with something or
other, walked
merrily away.
At
precisely twenty minutes before eight o'clock that night,
Angelo Cyrus Bantam, Esq., the Master of the Ceremonies,
emerged from his
chariot at the door of the Assembly Rooms in
the same wig, the same teeth, the same eye-glass, the same watch
and seals, the same rings, the same shirt-pin, and the same cane.
The only observable alterations in his appearance were, that he
wore a brighter blue coat, with a white silk
lining, black tights,
black silk stockings, and pumps, and a white
waistcoat, and was, if
possible, just a thought more scented.
Thus attired, the Master of the Ceremonies, in
strict discharge
of the important duties of his all-important office, planted himself
in the room to receive the company.
Bath being full, the company, and the sixpences for tea, poured
in, in shoals. In the ballroom, the long card-room, the octagonal
card-room, the staircases, and the passages, the hum of many
voices, and the sound of many feet, were
perfectly bewildering.
Dresses rustled, feathers waved, lights shone, and jewels sparkled.
There was the music―not of the quadrille band, for it had not yet
commenced; but the music of soft, tiny footsteps, with now and
then a clear, merry laugh―low and gentle, but very pleasant to
hear in a female voice, whether in Bath or elsewhere. Brilliant
eyes, lighted up with pleasurable
expectation, gleamed from every
side; and, look where you would, some
exquisite form glided
gracefully through the
throng, and was no sooner lost, than it was
replaced by another as
dainty and bewitching.
In the tea-room, and hovering round the card-tables, were a
vast number of queer old ladies, and decrepit old gentlemen,
discussing all the small talk and
scandal of the day, with a
relishand gusto which sufficiently bespoke the
intensity of the pleasure
they derived from the occupation. Mingled with these groups,
were three or four match-making mammas, appearing to be
wholly absorbed by the conversation in which they were
takingpart, but failing not from time to time to cast an anxious sidelong
glance upon their daughters, who, remembering the
maternalinjunction to make the best use of their youth, had already
commenced incipient flirtations in the mislaying scarves, putting
on gloves,
setting down cups, and so forth; slight matters
apparently, but which may be turned to
surprisingly good account
by expert practitioners.
Lounging near the doors, and in remote corners, were various
knots of silly young men, displaying various varieties of puppyism
and stupidity;
amusing all sensible people near them with their
folly and
conceit; and happily thinking themselves the objects of
general admiration―a wise and
mercifuldispensation which no
good man will quarrel with.
And
lastly, seated on some of the back benches, where they had
already taken up their positions for the evening, were
diversunmarried ladies past their grand climacteric, who, not dancing
because there were no partners for them, and not playing cards
lest they should be set down as irretrievably single, were in the
favourable situation of being able to abuse everybody without
reflecting on themselves. In short, they could abuse everybody,
because everybody was there. It was a scene of
gaiety, glitter, and
show; of richly-dressed people, handsome mirrors, chalked floors,
girandoles and wax-candles; and in all parts of the scene, gliding
from spot to spot in silent
softness, bowing obsequiously to this
party, nodding familiarly to that, and smiling complacently on all,
was the sprucely-attired person of Angelo Cyrus Bantam, Esquire,
the Master of the Ceremonies.
'Stop in the tea-room. Take your sixpenn'orth. Then lay on hot
water, and call it tea. Drink it,' said Mr. Dowler, in a loud voice,
directing Mr. Pickwick, who advanced at the head of the little
party, with Mrs. Dowler on his arm. Into the tea-room Mr.
Pickwick turned; and catching sight of him, Mr. Bantam
corkscrewed his way through the crowd and welcomed him with
ecstasy.
'My dear sir, I am highly honoured. Ba-ath is
favoured. Mrs.
Dowler, you embellish the rooms. I
congratulate you on your
feathers. Re-markable!'
'Anybody here?' inquired Dowler suspiciously.
'Anybody! The élite of Ba-ath. Mr. Pickwick, do you see the old
lady in the gauze turban?'
'The fat old lady?' inquired Mr. Pickwick
innocently.
'Hush, my dear sir―nobody's fat or old in Ba-ath. That's the
Dowager Lady Snuphanuph.'
'Is it, indeed?' said Mr. Pickwick.
'No less a person, I assure you,' said the Master of the
Ceremonies. 'Hush. Draw a little nearer, Mr. Pickwick. You see
the splendidly-dressed young man coming this way?'
'The one with the long hair, and the particularly small
forehead?' inquired Mr. Pickwick.
'The same. The richest young man in Ba-ath at this moment.
Young Lord Mutanhed.'
'You don't say so?' said Mr. Pickwick.
'Yes. You'll hear his voice in a moment, Mr. Pickwick. He'll
speak to me. The other gentleman with him, in the red under-
waistcoat and dark moustache, is the Honourable Mr. Crushton,
his bosom friend. How do you do, my Lord?'
'Veway hot, Bantam,' said his Lordship.
'It IS very warm, my Lord,' replied the M.C.
'Confounded,' assented the Honourable Mr. Crushton.
'Have you seen his Lordship's mail-cart, Bantam?' inquired the
Honourable Mr. Crushton, after a short pause, during which
young Lord Mutanhed had been endeavouring to stare Mr.
Pickwick out of countenance, and Mr. Crushton had been
reflecting what subject his Lordship could talk about best.
'Dear me, no,' replied the M.C. 'A mail-cart! What an excellent
idea. Re-markable!'
'Gwacious heavens!' said his Lordship, 'I thought evewebody
had seen the new mail-cart; it's the neatest, pwettiest, gwacefullest
thing that ever wan upon wheels. Painted wed, with a cweam
piebald.'
'With a real box for the letters, and all complete,' said the
Honourable Mr. Crushton.
'And a little seat in fwont, with an iwon wail, for the dwiver,'
added his Lordship. 'I dwove it over to Bwistol the other morning,
in a cwimson coat, with two servants widing a quarter of a mile
behind; and
confound me if the people didn't wush out of their
cottages, and awest my pwogwess, to know if I wasn't the post.
Glorwious―glorwious!'
At this
anecdote his Lordship laughed very
heartily, as did the
listeners, of course. Then,
drawing his arm through that of the
obsequious Mr. Crushton, Lord Mutanhed walked away.
'Delightful young man, his Lordship,' said the Master of the
Ceremonies.
'So I should think,' rejoined Mr. Pickwick drily.
The dancing having commenced, the necessary introductions
having been made, and all preliminaries arranged, Angelo Bantam
rejoined Mr. Pickwick, and led him into the card-room.
Just at the very moment of their entrance, the Dowager Lady
Snuphanuph and two other ladies of an ancient and whist-like
appearance, were hovering over an
unoccupied card-table; and
they no sooner set eyes upon Mr. Pickwick under the convoy of
Angelo Bantam, than they exchanged glances with each other,
seeing that he was
precisely the very person they wanted, to make
up the rubber.
'My dear Bantam,' said the Dowager Lady Snuphanuph
coaxingly, 'find us some nice creature to make up this table;
there's a good soul.' Mr. Pickwick happened to be looking another
way at the moment, so her Ladyship nodded her head towards
him, and frowned expressively.
'My friend Mr. Pickwick, my Lady, will be most happy, I am
sure,
remarkably so,' said the M.C.,
taking the hint. 'Mr. Pickwick,
Lady Snuphanuph―Mrs. Colonel Wugsby―Miss Bolo.'
Mr. Pickwick bowed to each of the ladies, and,
finding escape
impossible, cut. Mr. Pickwick and Miss Bolo against Lady
Snuphanuph and Mrs. Colonel Wugsby. As the trump card was
turned up, at the
commencement of the second deal, two young
ladies
hurried into the room, and took their stations on either side
of Mrs. Colonel Wugsby's chair, where they waited
patiently until
the hand was over.
'Now, Jane,' said Mrs. Colonel Wugsby, turning to one of the
girls, 'what is it?'
'I came to ask, ma, whether I might dance with the youngest
Mr. Crawley,' whispered the prettier and younger of the two.
'Good God, Jane, how can you think of such things?' replied the
mamma
indignantly. 'Haven't you
repeatedly heard that his father
has eight hundred a year, which dies with him? I am ashamed of
you. Not on any account.'
'Ma,' whispered the other, who was much older than her sister,
and very insipid and artificial, 'Lord Mutanhed has been
introduced to me. I said I thought I wasn't engaged, ma.'
'You're a sweet pet, my love,' replied Mrs. Colonel Wugsby,
tapping her daughter's cheek with her fan, 'and are always to be
trusted. He's
immensely rich, my dear. Bless you!' With these
words Mrs. Colonel Wugsby kissed her
eldest daughter most
affectionately, and frowning in a
warning manner upon the other,
sorted her cards.
Poor Mr. Pickwick! he had never played with three thorough-
paced female card-players before. They were so
desperately sharp,
that they quite frightened him. If he played a wrong card, Miss
Bolo looked a small armoury of daggers; if he stopped to consider
which was the right one, Lady Snuphanuph would throw herself
back in her chair, and smile with a mingled glance of
impatienceand pity to Mrs. Colonel Wugsby, at which Mrs. Colonel Wugsby
would shrug up her shoulders, and cough, as much as to say she
wondered whether he ever would begin. Then, at the end of every
hand, Miss Bolo would inquire with a
dismal countenance and
reproachful sigh, why Mr. Pickwick had not returned that
diamond, or led the club, or roughed the spade, or finessed the
heart, or led through the honour, or brought out the ace, or played
up to the king, or some such thing; and in reply to all these grave
charges, Mr. Pickwick would be wholly unable to plead any
justification whatever, having by this time forgotten all about the
game. People came and looked on, too, which made Mr. Pickwick
nervous. Besides all this, there was a great deal of distracting
conversation near the table, between Angelo Bantam and the two
Misses Matinter, who, being single and
singular, paid great court
to the Master of the Ceremonies, in the hope of getting a stray
partner now and then. All these things, combined with the noises
and interruptions of constant comings in and goings out, made Mr.
Pickwick play rather badly; the cards were against him, also; and
when they left off at ten minutes past eleven, Miss Bolo rose from
the table
considerably agitated, and went straight home, in a flood
of tears and a sedan-chair.
Being joined by his friends, who one and all protested that they
had scarcely ever spent a more pleasant evening, Mr. Pickwick
accompanied them to the White Hart, and having soothed his
feelings with something hot, went to bed, and to sleep, almost
simultaneously.
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- clearing [´kliəriŋ] n.(森林中的)空旷地 四级词汇
- retired [ri´taiəd] a.退休的;通职的 六级词汇
- seriousness [´siəriəsnis] n.严肃,认真;重要性 六级词汇
- cheerfulness [´tʃiəfulnis] n.高兴,愉快 六级词汇
- affected [ə´fektid] a.做作的;假装的 六级词汇
- heroism [´herəuizəm] n.英勇;英雄主义 六级词汇
- gaiety [´geəti] n.欢乐;乐事;华丽 六级词汇
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- refreshing [ri´freʃiŋ] a.使心神爽快的 六级词汇
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- pending [´pendiŋ] a.迫近的;悬而未决的 六级词汇
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- infernal [in´fə:nəl] a.地狱的,恶魔似的 六级词汇
- apology [ə´pɔlədʒi] n.道歉(的话);辩解 四级词汇
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- involuntarily [in´vɔləntərili] ad.不 自觉地 六级词汇
- alternative [ɔ:l´tə:nətiv] a.二中选一的 n.选择 四级词汇
- imperative [im´perətiv] a.紧急的 n.命令式 四级词汇
- coincidence [kəu´insidəns] n.巧合;符合;一致 四级词汇
- parrot [´pærət] n.鹦鹉;应声虫 四级词汇
- aghast [ə´gɑ:st] a.吓呆的,吃惊的 六级词汇
- coolness [´ku:lnis] n.凉,凉爽;冷静 六级词汇
- coachman [´kəutʃmən] n.赶马车人 四级词汇
- unprecedented [ʌn´presidentid] a.空前的 六级词汇
- prowess [´prauis] n.勇猛;技术;本领 四级词汇
- desperation [,despə´reiʃən] n.铤而走险,拼命 四级词汇
- appendix [ə´pendiks] n.附录;阑尾 四级词汇
- modesty [´mɔdisti] n.谨慎;端庄;羞怯 四级词汇
- respectively [ri´spektivli] ad.各自地;分别地 四级词汇
- resplendent [ri´splendənt] a.灿烂的;辉煌的 六级词汇
- bouquet [bu:´kei] n.花束;恭维话 四级词汇
- contracted [kən´træktid] a.收缩了的;缩略的 六级词汇
- acquisition [,ækwi´ziʃən] n.获得;获得物 六级词汇
- elegance [´eligəns] n.优雅;优美;精美 六级词汇
- etiquette [´etiket] n.礼仪,礼节;规矩 六级词汇
- inconsistent [,inkən´sistənt] a.不一致的 六级词汇
- delighted [di´laitid] a.高兴的;喜欢的 四级词汇
- undertook [,ʌndə´tuk] undertake的过去式 四级词汇
- unanimous [ju:´næniməs] a.一致同意的 四级词汇
- perpendicular [,pə:pən´dikjulə] a.垂直的 n.正交 四级词汇
- waistcoat [´weskət, ´weiskəut] n.背心,马甲 六级词汇
- deliberation [dilibə´reiʃ(ə)n] n.仔细考虑;商量 四级词汇
- footman [´futmən] n.侍应员;男仆 六级词汇
- livery [´livəri] a.有肝病征象的 四级词汇
- stature [´stætʃə] n.身高;身材 四级词汇
- coolly [´ku:li] ad.冷(静地),沉着地 四级词汇
- mahogany [mə´hɔgəni] n.红木;桃花心木 四级词汇
- enclosure [in´kləuʒə] n.包围;围墙;封入物 六级词汇
- amiable [´eimiəbəl] a.亲切的,温和的 四级词汇
- pathetic [pə´θetik] a.可怜的;悲哀的 四级词汇
- departed [di´pɑ:tid] a.已往的;已故的 六级词汇
- denote [di´nəut] vt.指出;意味着 四级词汇
- gracefully [´greisfuli] ad.优美地,斯文地 四级词汇
- maternal [mə´tə:nl] a.母亲的;母性(系)的 四级词汇
- injunction [in´dʒʌŋkʃən] n.指令;法院禁令 四级词汇
- setting [´setiŋ] n.安装;排字;布景 四级词汇
- surprisingly [sə´praiziŋli] ad.惊人地;意外地 六级词汇
- merciful [´mə:sifəl] a.仁慈的;宽大的 六级词汇
- dispensation [,dispen´seiʃən] n.分配;施与 六级词汇
- lastly [´lɑ:stli] ad.最后,终于 四级词汇
- divers [´daivə(:)z] a.&pron.若干个 六级词汇
- unmarried [,ʌn´mærid] a.未婚的,独身的 四级词汇
- softness [´sɔftnis] n.柔软;柔和;温柔 六级词汇
- favoured [´feivəd] a.有利的,喜爱的 四级词汇
- innocently [´inəsntli] ad.天真地,单纯地 六级词汇
- anecdote [´ænikdəut] n.轶事;趣闻 四级词汇
- drawing [´drɔ:iŋ] n.画图;制图;图样 四级词汇
- unoccupied [ʌn´ɔkjupaid] a.空闲的,没人住的 六级词汇
- remarkably [ri´mɑ:kəbli] ad.非凡地;显著地 四级词汇
- commencement [kə´mensmənt] n.开始;毕业典礼(日) 六级词汇
- indignantly [in´dignəntli] ad.愤慨地,义愤地 六级词汇
- repeatedly [ri´pi:tidli] ad.反复地;再三地 四级词汇
- immensely [i´mensli] ad.极大地,无限地 四级词汇
- affectionately [ə´fekʃnitli] ad.热情地;体贴地 六级词汇
- warning [´wɔ:niŋ] n.警告;前兆 a.预告的 四级词汇
- impatience [im´peiʃəns] n.不耐烦,急躁 四级词汇
- justification [,dʒʌstifi´keiʃən] n.辩护;根据;缘故 六级词汇