Six or Twelve?

A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she'd like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she'd like to have it cut into: six or twelve. "Oh, goodness, six please," said the blonde. "I don't think I could ever eat twelve."

六还是十二？

　　一位金发女郎走进一家比萨店，她说想要一个中比萨，店员问她希望把比萨切成六块还是十二块。"噢，天啊，请帮我切成六块。"女郎说，"我可不认为我可以吃得下十二块。"

Clean Glass

Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. They found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.

"Good afternoon, gentlemen. What can I get you?" the man behind the bar asked.

Joe looked at Fred and said, "Beer, I think. Yes, a pint of beer each. Is that all right for you, Fred?"

"Yes, that's all right." Fred said. Then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, "And I want it in a clean glass! Don't forget that."

The man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to Joe and Fred. Then he said. "Which of you asked for the clean glass?"

干净的杯子

　　乔和佛瑞德在一个村子里帮忙盖一间房子。天气很暖和，到处都有许多灰尘。12点半的时候，他们觉得非常口渴，便停下来去吃午饭了。他们找到最近的一家酒吧，走进去坐下吃他们的三文治。

　　"下午好，先生。你们想要点什么？"柜台后面的伺应问道。

　　乔看了看佛瑞德说："我想，啤酒吧。对了，每人一品脱啤酒。这样可以吗，佛瑞德？"

　　"好的，可以。"佛瑞德说。然后他转过去跟柜台后面的伺应说："我要啤酒装在一个干净的杯子里！别忘了。"

　　柜台后面的伺应倒满杯子后，拿给乔和佛瑞德，接着说："刚才哪一位要干净的杯子的？"