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decided to
pursue a new line of work." "Accounting cleric." "As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments." "Suspected to graduate early next year." "Disposed of $2.5
billion in assets." "Proven
ability to track down and correct erors." "Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department." "Am a perfectionist and
rarely if if ever forget details." "Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."