Diagnosis.



A man walks into a Doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

"What's the matter with me, Doc?" he asked.

"You're not eating properly!" replied the Doctor. 　



　　　　　　　　　　　　医生的诊断



一男子走进医生的办公室。只见他鼻子里有片黄瓜，左耳朵里有点儿胡萝卜，右耳朵里有些香蕉。

"医生，我怎么了（得了什么病）？"他问道。

"你吃东西的方式不正确。"医生回答。


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