But now Friar Tuck came bustling up. "Gi' ye good den, brothers," said he.
"I am right glad to
welcome some of my cloth in this
naughty place.
Truly,
methinks these rogues of outlaws would stand but an ill chance were it
not for the prayers of Holy Tuck, who laboreth so hard for their well-being."
Here he winked one eye slyly and stuck his tongue into his cheek.
"Who art thou, mad
priest?" said the King in a serious voice,
albeit he smiled beneath his cowl.
At this Friar Tuck looked all around with a slow gaze. "Look you now,"
quoth he, "never let me hear you say again that I am no patient man.
Here is a knave of a friar calleth me a mad
priest, and yet I smite him not.
My name is Friar Tuck, fellow--the holy Friar Tuck."
"There, Tuck," said Robin, "thou hast said enow. Prythee, cease thy
talk and bring some wine. These
reverend men are a
thirst, and sin'
they have paid so
richly for their score they must e'en have the best."
Friar Tuck
bridled at being so checked in his speech,
nevertheless he went
straightway to do Robin's bidding;
so
presently a great crock was brought, and wine was poured out for
all the guests and for Robin Hood. Then Robin held his cup aloft.
"Stay!" cried he. "Tarry in your drinking till I give you a pledge.
Here is to good King Richard of great
renown, and may all enemies
to him be confounded."
Then all drank the King's health, even the King himself.
"Methinks, good fellow," said he, "thou hast drunk to
thine own confusion."
"Never a whit," quoth merry Robin, "for I tell thee that we of Sherwood
are more loyal to our lord the King than those of thine order.
We would give up our lives for his benefiting, while ye are content
to lie snug in your abbeys and priories let reign who will."
At this the King laughed. Quoth he, "Perhaps King Richard's
welfare is
more to me than thou wottest of, fellow. But enough of that matter.
We have paid well for our fare, so canst thou not show us some
merry
entertainment? I have oft heard that ye are
wondrous archers;
wilt thou not show us somewhat of your skill?"
"With all my heart," said Robin, "we are always pleased to show our
guests all the sport that is to be seen. As Gaffer Swanthold sayeth,
` 'Tis a hard heart that will not give a caged starling of the best';
and caged starlings ye are with us. Ho, lads! Set up a
garlandat the end of the glade."
Then, as the yeomen ran to do their master's bidding, Tuck turned to one
of the mock friars. "Hearest thou our master?" quoth he, with a sly wink.
"Whenever he cometh across some poor piece of wit he
straightway layeth
it on the shoulders of this Gaffer Swanthold--whoever he may be--
so that the poor goodman goeth traveling about with all the odds
and ends and tags and rags of our master's brain packed on his back."
Thus spake Friar Tuck, but in a low voice so that Robin could not hear him,
for he felt somewhat nettled at Robin's cutting his talk so short.
In the
meantime the mark at which they were to shoot was set up at sixscore
paces distance. It was a
garland of leaves and flowers two spans in width,
which same was hung upon a stake in front of a broad tree trunk.
"There," quoth Robin, "yon is a fair mark, lads. Each of you shoot
three arrows thereat; and if any fellow misseth by so much as one arrow,
he shall have a
buffet of Will Scarlet's fist."
"Hearken to him!" quoth Friar Tuck. "Why, master, thou dost bestow
buffets from thy strapping
nephew as though they were love taps from
some bouncing lass. I
warrant thou art safe to hit the
garland thyself,
or thou wouldst not be so free of his cuffing."
First David of Doncaster shot, and lodged all three of his
arrows within the
garland. "Well done, David!" cried Robin,
"thou hast saved thine ears from a
warming this day."
Next Midge, the Miller, shot, and he, also, lodged his arrows
in the
garland. Then followed Wat, the Tinker, but alas for him!
For one of his shafts missed the mark by the
breadth of two fingers.
"Come
hither, fellow," said Will Scarlet, in his soft,
gentle voice, "I owe thee somewhat that I would pay forthwith."
Then Wat, the Tinker, came forward and stood in front of
Will Scarlet, screwing up his face and shutting his eyes tightly,
as though he already felt his ears ringing with the
buffet.
Will Scarlet rolled up his
sleeve, and,
standing on
tiptoe to give
the greater swing to his arm, he struck with might and main.
"WHOOF!" came his palm against the Tinker's head, and down went
stout Wat to the grass, heels over head, as the
wooden image at
the fair goes down when the
skillfulplayer throws a
cudgel at it.
Then, as the Tinker sat up upon the grass, rubbing his ear